"I ATE THEM!"
THERE ARE THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW! HERE ARE A FEW!
"So did you hear the story about Gregg and Tolos? Anyway Tolos ...
he's this Rottweiler, you see ..."
"Alone at home, Gregg's excitement grew and grew... he grasped the
cord and thrust the plug home! Soon he would be plugged IN...
consequences be damned!
As the drool of long-suppressed anticipation of THE FORBIDDEN ACT
dripped from his lips,
the electric shock from the amplifier chassis coursed through his brain
like a million electric eels, annihilating the very substance of his grey
matter, and even so he REACHED FOR THE GUITAR to COMMIT THE ULTIMATE SIN ...
[In compliance with the Federal Communication Commissions'
Good Neighbor Noise Reducation Ordinance of
1993, the remainder of this passage has been squelched.]
"And so there was the master tape for 'Back From Samoa',
but there no longer, so where was it?
Maybe I a..."